First of all a big thank you to @pfunk and to @luzcypher for organizing and sponsoring this great event and bringing up a platform for all those talents, I've seen so far in this contest.
Here is my new spoof for this contest:
(somehow I am joining in in the new fashion of asking everybody to "follow me"!)
If you want to sing along with me, here are the lyrics and the chords:
Uncle Pollux - Follow Me.
[Intro]
[Verse 1]
F
You don't know how you ended here
Bb
You don't know why
F Bb C F
You can't turn around and say goodbye
Bb
All you know is when you’re in here, you earn some steem
F Bb C F
And swim through the blockchain like a minnow in the sea
I'm singin
[Chorus]
Bb C F
Follow me everything is all right
Bb C
I'll be the one to vote you up at night
F
And if you
Bb C
Ask for follow I can guarantee
F Bb C F
I will mute and never vote you what you soon may see
[Verse 2]
Bb
I'm not worried if you drama and swear
F Bb C F
Sometimes being toxic means I really do care
Bb
You're feelin’ much uncertainty but you should be aware
F Bb C F
Steemit is still in BETA and we shouldn’t much care
I'm singin
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Gm
The UI is still shitty,
C F
that’s why I don’t invest
Gm
more than my time, this is what works for me best
G C
I have not many reasons more, this is just my way.
F
Still I love Steemit and I won’t go away
[Chorus]
Bb C F
Follow me everything is all right
Bb C
I'll be the one to vote you up at night
F
And if you
Bb C
Ask for follow I can guarantee
F Bb C F
I will mute and never vote you what you soon may see
[Verse 1]
F
I don't know how they coded it,
Bb
I don’t know why
F Bb C F
You can upvote your own comments time after time
Bb
All I know is when you do that then I’m feelin’ free
F Bb C F
To flag for raping reward pool, while nobody can see.
I'm singin
[Chorus]
Bb C F
Follow me everything is all right
Bb C
I'll be the one to vote you up at night
F
And if you
Bb C
Ask for follow I can guarantee
F Bb C F
I will mute and never vote you what you soon may see