STEEMIT OPEN MIC WEEK 46: "Follow me" (Spoof the Song of Uncle Cracker)

First of all a big thank you to @pfunk and to @luzcypher for organizing and sponsoring this great event and bringing up a platform for all those talents, I've seen so far in this contest.

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Here is my new spoof for this contest:

(somehow I am joining in in the new fashion of asking everybody to "follow me"!)

If you want to sing along with me, here are the lyrics and the chords:

Uncle Pollux - Follow Me.

[Intro]

[Verse 1]

F

You don't know how you ended here
Bb
You don't know why
F Bb C F
You can't turn around and say goodbye
Bb
All you know is when you’re in here, you earn some steem
F Bb C F
And swim through the blockchain like a minnow in the sea
I'm singin

[Chorus]

           Bb        C       F

Follow me everything is all right
Bb C
I'll be the one to vote you up at night
F
And if you
Bb C
Ask for follow I can guarantee
F Bb C F
I will mute and never vote you what you soon may see

[Verse 2]

                    Bb

I'm not worried if you drama and swear
F Bb C F
Sometimes being toxic means I really do care
Bb
You're feelin’ much uncertainty but you should be aware
F Bb C F
Steemit is still in BETA and we shouldn’t much care
I'm singin

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

Gm
The UI is still shitty,
C F
that’s why I don’t invest
Gm
more than my time, this is what works for me best
G C
I have not many reasons more, this is just my way.
F
Still I love Steemit and I won’t go away

[Chorus]

           Bb              C       F

Follow me everything is all right
Bb C
I'll be the one to vote you up at night
F
And if you
Bb C
Ask for follow I can guarantee
F Bb C F
I will mute and never vote you what you soon may see

[Verse 1]

F

I don't know how they coded it,
Bb
I don’t know why
F Bb C F
You can upvote your own comments time after time
Bb
All I know is when you do that then I’m feelin’ free
F Bb C F
To flag for raping reward pool, while nobody can see.
I'm singin

[Chorus]

           Bb              C       F

Follow me everything is all right
Bb C
I'll be the one to vote you up at night
F
And if you
Bb C
Ask for follow I can guarantee
F Bb C F
I will mute and never vote you what you soon may see

PS: Sorry for the darkness in the take and all that looking on my script... I recorded about 10 versions but the first one had exceedingly less mistakes than all the others ;-)

I hope you enjoyed it,

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yours, @pollux.one

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