If I Was A Judge (lyrics)

If I was a judge
For Steemit Open Mic
And had to listen to every entry
I‘d probably lose my mind

Your intros are always too long
Don’t need to know about your mom
Why don’t you just play the song

Your songs are also way too long
Five minutes is a long time to bomb
Even your mom would turn it off
She would turn if off

If I was a judge
For Steemit Open Mic
And had to listen to every entry
I‘d probably lose my mind

Your always screwing up the tags
Not saying "Steemit Open Mic" before you play
Even your mom wouldn’t miss these things

The background noise is just too loud
Can’t hear above the vacuum sound
Maybe your mom shouldn’t be around
While you’re laying down

If I was a judge
For Steemit Open Mic
And had to listen to every entry
I‘d probably lose my mind

The judges are heroes of Open Mic
Staying up real late every night
Watching videos of you suck

If I was a judge
For Steemit Open Mic
And had to listen to every entry
I‘d probably lose my mind