Steemit open mic 44 - Bitcoin I love you but you're bringing me down (original parody) LCD Soundsystem by Tim

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I love bitcoin and LCD Soundsystem. What better way to celebrate both than to sing about bitcoin with LCD Soundsystem's New York I love you but you're bringing me down.

Bitcoin I love you, but you're bringing me down
Bitcoin I love you, but you're bringing me down
Like Chinese miners rack space, pulling minimum wage
Bitcoin I love you, but you're bringing me down

Verse 2:

Bitcoin you're slower, and you're wasting my time
The Blockchain all shows you are filthy but fine
But they shuttered your stores, when you opened the doors
To the cops who were bored once they'd run out of crime

Verse 3:
Bitcoin you're perfect, please don't change a thing
You’re fundamentally flawed with no consensus on scaling
So the boring collect, I mean all disrespect
In the online forums I'd once spammed with memes

Verse 4:
Bitcoin I love you, but you're freaking me out
There's a ton of the twist but we're fresh out of shout
Like a gdax margin call That crushes buy walls
Bitcoin I love you, but you're freaking me out

Verse 5:
Bitcoin I love you, but you're bringing me down
Bitcoin I love you, but you're bringing me down
Like a death of the heart, jesus, where do I start?
but you're still the one pool where I'd happily drown
Bridge:
And oh.. take me off your mailing list
For kids that think it still exists
Yes, for those who think it still exists

Outro:
Maybe I'm long, and maybe you're short
Maybe I'm wrong, and maybe you're right
Maybe you're right, maybe I'm wrong
And just maybe you're right

And Oh.. maybe bloggers told you true
And they're always be bitcoin there for you
And you'll never be alone

But maybe they're wrong, and maybe I'm right
And just maybe they’re wrong
Maybe she's wrong, and maybe I'm right
And if so, here's this song...

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