"Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"
I originally wrote this for @diebitch's coffee contest. Unfortunately I think it's over now, but maybe she'll do another. It wouldn't hurt you guys to follow her anyway: she also posts some great non-coffee content. EDIT: She informs us in the comments that it's not over till tomorrow. So hurry and enter!
In Japan, canned coffee is very common. Most has too much sugar, like the worst drinks from Starbucks, but black is also available, and it's really not half bad. The machines warm it for you and everything.
This was for a Star Wars promotion they did a year or two back. There were a handful of cans featuring different characters. I thought about buying them all, but I'm not so much of a collector these days, so I just got the one.
A (silly) Haiku
O coffee!
nectar of the gods
get in me now