Dreamer's Alphabet

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An army arming another army at arms.
Baudelaire’s bed being bought by Billy Bob Bastard.
Capitalism crashing communism, cutting cattle costs.
Darwin dying desperately denying Darwin.
Eastern Europe extinguishing Europeanness.
Frolicking footballer favoring feminine flavored feasts
Gun guzzling gents grinning grotesquely.
Hungary hastily hysterectomising history.
Inuit insurgents investing in indigenous industries.
Jamaican jocks jeopardizing judo jobs.
Kant’s kitten killing kamikaze kidnappers.
Lucifer loathsomely licking lotus lily.
Myrtled maiden marrying miserly madman.
Oprah oozing out of opossum’s orifice.
Petulant preacher plagiarizing pagan prayers.
Quarreling quintuplets quantifying quirky quarks.
Remorseless Roman rooster recklessly ravaging reptiles.
Swooning sycomores singing solar symphonies.
Talented tale-teller trafficking triumphalist tall tales.
Uncompromising ushers urinating ubiquitously.
Venetian visitors vanquishing Venetian valor.
Westerners waging wars with willow whips.
X-rated xylophone xylophoning Xena.
Young yeoman yieldingly yammering yurtas.
Zebra zealously zapping zigzagging zombies.

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