Trying to steal viewers eyes
Not to boast
Check out my awesome post
Can you get me back too?
Abusing chat
Because I'm an asshat
Or even better a whales attention
Why did I get a flag?
They're jealous of my swag!
For this amazing post I wrote
Who cares if its copied and pasted
It was time well wasted
Who needs unity
I'm in it for the money
That doesn't make me phony
