As if the contest wasn't already difficult enough, I chose to use alliteration:

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Papa-pepper postulates…
Anyone at all actually against anarchy?
Prufarchy provides poetic possibilities
And anyone available
Participates
Eagerly expecting
Potential
Payouts.
Exciting.
Really!

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Then I tried to make a single sentence with only one word each:

Please
Answer
Papa;
Aren’t
People
Expecting
Professional
Posts
Effectually
Ridiculous?

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And, some more alliteration:

Professors ponder philosophy
And argue about answers,
Perhaps pretending
All are actually
Proven plausible.
Eventually everyone
Perceives
Papa-pepper’s purpose
Excludes entering
Regular reality.

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I call the gif how @papa-pepper became a papa pepper.

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MY NAME IN PEPPERS

(I didn't have any lights....)

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FOLLOW

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