This is my entry for comedy open mic round 15.
I nominate #chalott & #chrisee
So this happened to me on my way home on the train this arvo and I just had to share with you all.
I was sitting in my seat and a large man sat on the seat next to me.
During the commute he nodded off and was leaning heavily on my like a 40kg sack of potatoes.
I tried to move around a little to wake him slightly so he would stop leaning like the tower of Piza but with no such luck.
Then with a grumble from my lower stomach I had an idea. I would get my revenge!
It came to my stop and as I stood I decided to leave him with a new scent to ponder as I walked away with a grin on my face.
Who said women had to be lady like all the time?
Maybe he will learn a lesson for future commutes not to lean on people.
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