Alright, so earlier today @youngogmarqs failed at rapping the abstract part of Satoshi Nakamotos damn whitepaper. Yeah, he went on and on for 10 minutes, it was EPIC, I laughed so hard my ASS fell OFF! But in the end of the video (as you can see here) he gave up and quit... Can you believe it? - Not only did he give up, he passed the challenge.... DAMN SON!
So as the G that I am, Challenge accepted - Boom Boom - So without further odu, here is my take on the abstract part of the Bitcoin Whitepaper with a couple of artistic modifications of course. Enjoy :)