I'm back!!! Damn i missed this challenge, this weeks topic was "Dance Anthems". I personally don't dance but listen closely to the lyrics and you'll hear a ton of dance references. I'll also put the lyrics below so yall can understand them better. It's story time so....Let get it!!!
Lyrics-
Real niggas don't dance
We just pull up our pants
And do the "rock-a-way"
While smoking a black-n-mild
I'm Asian so i'ma do this "Gangnam Style"
I've been gone for a while
Chief did you miss me
I was doing the "Macarena" with Monica Lewinsky
I gave her the shocker hows that for an "Electric Slide"
This ain't a lie
All these is facts
I told'er i'm a "soldier" he grabbed my "boy" then "crank that"
She had me "whipped" the way she wore those stilettos
Until she "broke her leg" listening to "Silentó"
All of a sudden there was a "twist" in the plot tho
She started taking E the "motion" became "loco"
She started to get out of "line" i moved to the "country"
To get a "fresh" start changed my name to "Dougie"
Then found a safe place to rest my head
I looked outside and saw her doing the "skanky leg"
I gotta leave and come up with a plan
Cuz she came at me full speed doing the "running man"
Ran to the neighbors his name was "joe"
He had "cotton" mouth "eyes" low from the smoke
Joe told me to relax and handed me a miller
All of a sudden she broke thru the window like video "thriller"
The scene was strait out a horror movie
I tried to put on my "boots" and "scoot" but i couldn't "boogie"
She touched it like it was hers and never mine
I screamed out stop, and then she "hammered time"
You wanna know what happen next nevermind
I screamed out stop, she "hammered time"
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