The Offspring parody with Steemit lyrics

About The SteemBirds

@dan-atstarlite and @jaybird have teamed up as "The SteemBirds" to bring you a bunch of comedic Steemit songs.

Previous tracks:

Gaining STEEM
Upvote Yourself
Hardfork 19
Blockchain Blues
Bots Bots Bots Bots
Steem To The Moon
Stick Around
Introduce Yourself

Self eSTEEM (lyrics)

I wrote a blog for the 10th time today
I used the words that whales want me to say
Had something edgy but then I thought twice
I hit backspace and then I wrote something nice
I know I’m not being true
My only goal is to get votes from you
I know what you want to read
But that’s okay cause I just want to make STEEM

I play it safe, I don’t post anything real
Only write what you want me to say
I don’t take sides, I always hide how I feel
That’s the only way I know I’ll get paid
Well I guess I should just write for myself
But that’s not really how you play this game
The more steem power the more I want to kiss your ass

Ass!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!