Holy Krakow! - Comedy Openmic round 24

This is a shameful attempt at comedy. No judges were harmed during the making of this post

I nominate @clayboyn and @scaredycatguide to make a post for comedy open mic.

BTW on a serious note, you can take part in this contest:
@steemfestdreams/win-a-free-ticket-to-steemfest-in-krakow-poland-and-possibly-an-all-expense-paid-trip-depending-on-support-for-these-posts