It sounds awful, and I dislike flying immensely. It makes my feet swell and something always goes wrong. Also, I only speak English and I'd just get lost.
I live in a beautiful country, which I enjoy. I don't want to go to some weird third world banana town and talk about cryptocurrency with people who I'm just going to find incredibly boring.
However, if I won this competition; I'd be obliged to go.
The reason I should win, is I'm an obnoxious asshole that would get drunk and tease all the pretentious people who are attending. I would write an interesting article on the scumbags and prostitutes of Lisbon, and there's a good chance I'll end up in a fist fight with a hobo.
Frankly @steemfestdreams, me winning this competition would be a colossal mistake on everyone's part, and I highly recommend that you do everything in your power to ensure I don't win.
Kind Regards,
