It's been three months since the first Steemit Beard Competition!
Don't think beard training is easy, not for a hot second! My eyes are burning as if I rubbed them in a jalapeno's armpit as I type this from all the toxic hairspray fumes I inhaled during a long day's beard work out.
My face is as sore as a cow that was just artificially inseminated by a human arm from pulling on my beard hair to style it.
I am sure I will be spending an hour or so trying to get hair spray and gel out of my beard while crying like a church on Monday.
My daughter is currently looking for her favorite hair bow, but I don't have the heart to tell her it may have become a beard training casualty.
My wife is looking for her Bobbie pins but they were no match for the steel wool I have on my face.
My wife keeps asking what the smell is on my face. How can any decent upstanding man tell his wife he used a whole bottle of hairspray in one day on his beard?... much less tell her I was training for my dream of being a Steemit Beard Champion!
She already thinks it's a ridiculous dream and akin to bog snorkeling.
It's all worth it when vying for the gold.
- No one believed Joe Dirt would find his parents.
- No one believed Joe Yoder would do the backwards running mile in under 6 minutes.
- No one believed Bobby Boucher would be anything more than a water boy.
Everyone told them their dreams were impossible.
Don't ever let someone hold you away from your dreams.
I'm not letting anyone hold me away from mine.
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