Shiver Me Timbers and Drown My Dubloons!

Y’Arrr!!! Ol’ Silverbeard is back from a plundering! And i’ve procured a fine bit of mastery from the hands and the mind of one of our very own! Avast scallywags, turn yer eye’s if they be dimmed by the grog or the shiny, the following asskickery deserves close inspection! If ye have bloodthirsty fang and/or blood-shot eye, then i would recommend a cheeseburger and a shooter before you continue — at the very least grab yerself a pirate’s bevvy and prepare for the wild pangs of stackitus and the gealousy of seeing something wicked-cool — that you cannot find anywhere!

Some weeks ago i had some parlay with one of the more respectable residents of Stacktowne. We had agreed to an exchange, and being the oft benevolent Captain i have been accused of, i had sent just a wee bit more loot to cover the cost of being held in high regard from those whom i admire.

Well blow my canon & hoist my mizzen mast if aforementioned wag of the scally didn’t just blow my pleasantries clean outta’ the harbour!

It all started by picking up a ridiculously large box from the town center. I hurried home with my two mateys and set that behemoth down upon me old desk.

Avast! Thar be an enormous box — and brine me barnacles if it didn’t cost a mini-fortune to send!!!

With my deckhands salivatin’ i dove right in!

There were more arms grabbing at it then when i fought off the Kracken!!!

Please read if ye be a lettered socialite!

There’s nothing more enticing for this pirate than a key to a treasure chest! And indeed, some very correct pirate lessons! The note was from none other than @silverd510 — solid ssg member and major asskicker ‘round these parts...

What is this!!!?

Thar be a chest in there Mateys! I’m sure of it now!!!

Thing 1 was pretty excited! Thing 2 was working on his licks...

Let’s have an eyeballer of this beauty!

Fucking totally awesome!!! This thing is so badass i don’t even know what to say! So let’s look at it more!

The only thing wrong with it is that it’s not full!
...well ol’ Silverbeard has a remedy for that!

Buried deep in Davey Jones’ own locker! These be the first o the shiny! But there might just be more!

Next, a few random desk pieces!

And then Y’Arrr! Down the hatch with the remaining 2017 Steem Rounds...

Wanna’ see it again?

In ye go bastard silver!!!

You ain't got shit, if you ain’t got Pit!

Charlie started getting feverish! It all started with just one ounce — as it always does!

Thrown on the ol’ loot pile!

Then he started in on the tube socks!!!

Then it was into the Captain’s desk!

Damn! That kid can stack!!!

Severe stackitus...

Y’Arrr Mateys! @silverd510 be an amazing artisan and one very solid asskicker in my books! Makes this old captain wanna’ jump up and do a little Jig!

Photo by Charlie...

Who is turning into a pirate too!

Can you get enough of this!!!

I found a good spot for it!

Och Aye! I’d best be bringin’ me ol’ heart rate down...

...the Captain rubs his stump and drys a single tear from his single eye...

When has a gift from a (no longer) stranger ever landed with a more authoritative THUMP?

@silverd510 you are awesomely fucking ridiculous!!! How in hell do i ever “one-up” this!!!? I am so totally blown away i don’t even know what to say...except: Thank You! You are an awesome artisan and a truly fucking hilarious asskicker.

Which brings me to the obvious...

510, you win the asskicker of the month award — there will be none other for the rest of April!

And, do not underestimate @thedamus... i have tricks up my sleeve that were old-hat in Bahgdad when you were in your Dad’s bag!!!