My commiserations, @movievertigo
I've been keyed on a new Citroen ZX & bicycle handled on a new Toyota Corolla.
For the Citroen, my wife freaked out because she saw the act from afar.
By the time we got the Toyota, my son was old enough to understand what happened. It took a while to calm him down.
RE: Our brand new car... keyed within 24 hours :(