Hey friends! This little creation has been a few weeks in the making.

First, I realized that Michael Jackson's Beat It is a song begging for Steemit parody. It then took me about two weeks of thinking about it before anything fell into place. Then one morning, I felt the words coming. They all came out at once, and I was quite pleased with the way that they arranged themselves.

You'll want to turn on the closed captions.

This is my entry into @kid4life's Talent Challenge #3. I suppose my talent is comedy. Or maybe music. Or songwriting. I'm a man of many medium-caliber talents. Here's a bunch all at once.

The fabulous puppeteering was pulled off by my lovely wife, @carrieallen, who also helped (did all the work) with the video editing. Morgan the puppet was actually built almost entirely by my own hands. Carrie helped a little with that too (the boobs and the hair). We have several more puppet creations that we have yet to share with the Steemit world, but that'll be coming soon.

Here is the link to @kid4life's most recent post regarding the Talent Challenge! There's money up for grabs! Come play!

There's my entry. Boom. Submitted.