So this morning the north side of Brisbane was a complete mess with a massive accident on the motorway. I was forced onto all these weird backroads that I'd never been down before. I could hear banjos in the distance.
I came across a small road work, 1 lane of the road was blocked as there was an excavator doing work. A bit dumb looking twit was standing there with his lollypop sign and hi-vis jacket.
Yup kinda looked like this guy
This twit turns the sign to stop and then starts flailing his arms pointing at the stop sign.
In my head I'm like " Are you serious retard? I'm going 10km/h I can see you're BRIGHT RED sign"
Then I'm thinking, ok there's always 1 moron in a work crew, we just found todays moron.
But then, I get to the other end of the work zone and the morons buddy is standing there holding back the other lane of traffic. There was a line of cars and trucks sitting there waiting for me to pass.
Then it happened. This DICKHEAD points me to go back into my lane now that the road works have finished. I'm like *" NO I'm going to plough my vehicle head on in into this line of waiting cars" Thank christ this moron was there to remind me not to smash up my vehicle.
So tonight I think I'm going to have to call the museum of natural history and the local universities to come collect the missing darwinian link to proove evolution between apes and humans. These two twits are most certainly still hanging on to the vast majority of their ape genes.
