10 Truths & 1 Lie

I Was Nominated

1. I have been involved with music since I was 3 years old. My grandmother sang in the church choir and I followed suit until other opportunities presented themselves in my teenage years.

2. I've been fighting since I was in grade school. Growing up as a light skinned Native on a reservation, I had to earn my respect and became known as 'waabishki ma'iingan' - the white wolf.

3. The fighting really never stopped and I went on as a wrestling champion, boxing champion and MMA champion before making my final appearance in Lexington where I tore a guys arm almost completely off in front of my kids. The bones were sticking out and it was pretty brutal.

4. I drink. A LOT. Started when I was in 8th grade and never really stopped. In fact, I stay so drunk, it's amazing I can even get anything done here on Steemit or that my words come out legibly. You want to know why I don't sleep? It's because I'm waiting for the buzz to wear off.

5. I saw a movie called 'Up in Smoke' when I was in 6th grade. They talked about smoking grass so I took one of my dad's ivory pipes and stuffed actual grass in there and smoked it. Was not impressed.

6. I started going to college in 7th grade. I was one of those 'smart kids' that they felt had a future beyond normal schooling. Not sure I would have agreed to it, but they paid me to attend.

7. I was being chased by some feral dogs one time and really had no where to run. I had to turn and fight and the first dog that came at me was a white spotted pit bull. I kicked it so hard in the ribs it died almost instantly falling limp in front of the rest of them. The rest of the pack of dogs stopped growling, looked at me, and turn and ran away.

8. I was jumped by several 'gang members' in an alley where I was supposed to meet for a pit fight. The first came at me with a bat and knocked me hard. Everything went red and when I came to, I had the bat in my hands, there were 4 on the ground knocked out and 2 or 3 were running away. Later that week, I gained the nickname 'Killer'.

9. I was the smallest and fastest player on our football team in high school. The fans would start chanting 'Killer' when I was called to go in. I was the strongest safety in the conference.

10. I once jumped out in the middle of traffic to save a kitten. Probably wasn't the smartest thing to do as it led to about a ten car pile up in the center of town. I kept the kitten and named him 'Handsome'.

11. I have sired six children. 3 boys and 3 girls. All of my boys are grown except the one that died as a young baby. The three princesses I speak of often, is my second round of fathering.

Well?

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