Hey Again Steemitizens!
I went to a big steemy meetup in the middle Tennessee end of things this weekend, and got to meet about 15 or 20 steemians, many who are also witnesses as well, face to face...
...and that's when things got weird.
I did an episode of Hots or Shots with @Jonny-Clearwater, where guests either consume hot food or whiskey between each question. I am not allowed to say which I got till my show has aired, but my episode was only one of about half a dozen episodes shot this weekend, so let's just say that half the people at this party couldn't talk, and the other half couldn't either, before it was all over.
Speaking of being unable to talk. I covered a lot of ground at this event, talking to many cool steem peeps. Everyone else took more photos and is doing a much better job of reporting than I am so be sure to look up the posts from @enginewitty, @rhondak, @anarcho-andrei, @steemcafe, @instructor2121, @ancapbarbie, @katrina-ariel, @jonny-clearwater, and from there into others. See the sights, smell the smells, avoid the cops...
Anyway, enough talking about talking, let's hear what some others have to say about my weekend in Nashville.
@katrina-ariel made bringing my guitar worthwhile and played us a pretty, original song of her very own!
And something about a tree...
enginewitty [Witness] - Today at 3:55 PM
To be clear, and Liberty and Katrina and rick can all attest, you made friends with a tree.
🦋1SirCork - Today at 3:57 PM
Uhoh here we goenginewitty [Witness] - Today at 3:57 PM
@SirCork That was frig'n hilarious
Took you like 10 minutes to get your wang out and take a pissSirCork - Today at 3:58 PM
That tree stood by me better than any of my former Wives has
🤣1enginewitty [Witness] - Today at 3:58 PM
And then you didn't even go LMFAOSirCork - Today at 3:58 PM
Payin much attention?
Weirdoenginewitty [Witness] - Today at 3:59 PM
Well, we were trying to get you in the truck
but you had a date with that treeSirCork - Today at 3:59 PM
Tree was good. Tree stood still.
😂1SirCork - Today at 4:00 PM
you guys were all like, gotta go, party's over, and tree was like, nah man, let's just chill. right. here.enginewitty [Witness] - Today at 4:04 PM
LOL served its purpose. Still can't believe you don't remember anything from hunching over until the tree because you were talking enshitSirCork - Today at 4:05 PM
i totally remember turning around, burping up a tomato, and falling out. next up, being fireman carried to the yard, and left on my own, which meant immediate tree, then doing very wide angle walking to reach the truck. Btw, you got a reusable, washable, microwaveable corky cup out of the deal.
i recall the door, and the key at my aunts, two locks, it was the second one of course.
then i woke up and couldnt find my phone, bag, computer, guitar...
panick
found em
less panick
¯_(ツ)_/¯rhondak - Today at 4:07 PM
:joy:
That right there needs to be unintended poetry. ^^^enginewitty [Witness] - Today at 4:07 PM
LMAO I told you three times where everything was hoping you'd remember
Was your suggestion to put em in your ride :stuck_out_tongue:SirCork - Today at 4:08 PM
hahaha
I'm brilliant, even unconscious!
Then the showdown at sundown happened.
(I stole this photo from @enginewitty)
Paraphrased due to lack of recording:
@lukestokes: Hey SirCork, I'm LukeStokes, I've been looking forward to meeting you, are you going to be a nice guy or be a dick all day?
@SirCork: I'm going to be a dick all day.
Hours of debate later in front of a live, interactive audience on the porch of justice...
then this...
(I stole this photo from @rhondak)
But after all that madness (or genius?), this happened too.
Yeah, nevermind this bit...
(I stole this photo from @enginewitty's post too)
or this bit...
I miss you already Tree, you were so chill! A real old soul. Give me a ring sometime, but don't go out on a limb!
(I just stole this photo, ain't sayin' where, cause um, satire rights!)
[EDIT AFTER POST: Gifted with "Unintended Poetry by @DamianJayClay of @theWritersBlock community]
BigBadBear[@damianjayclay] - Today at 4:36 PM
Cork Made Friends With a Tree
That tree stood by me
better than any
of my former Wives.
I remember turning around,
burping up a tomato,
and falling out.
Next up, being fireman-carried
to the yard, and left on my own,
which meant immediate tree,
then wide angled walking
to reach the truck.
You got a resusable, washable,
microwaveable corky cup out of the deal.
I recall the door,
and the key at my aunts,
two locks,
it was the second one of course.
Then i woke up
and couldn't find
my phone, bag,
computer, guitar...
Panic.
Found 'em.
Less panic.
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So that all happened.
@SirCork
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(Damn you @enginewitty)