Below is the pilot episode of "Space Carrie's Adventures In Space"

This is a new segment of 🚀MISSION CONTROL🚀 that airs LIVE every TUESDAY 12 AM UTC on the Steemstar Network, hosted by our very own WITNESS @sircork. You know what to do.😎

This debuted on April 17, 2018.

I'm looking for collaborators!

This episode is to serve as the beginning and as an example of what I envision the "Old Time Radio" segment of my show producing. We will be needing more voice actors, some re-curring, some for single episodes. I'd also like to invite YOU to write a short script for us. They would need be able to be performed in UNDER 10 minutes, or broken up into 5 or 10-minute segments. Go have a listen to some Old Time Radio shows HERE, or just listen to the one below. It won't disappoint. 😎

The script below is NOT in script form.

It was, but when copy/pasted into Steemit, left aligns everything. (Obviously... 😏 )
I didn't wanna go through and put it all in markdown. However, it is MUCH easier to read it in script form. If anyone needs some tips on how to write this way, let me know. I can also share the original script from Google Docs if that's wanted.

Sit back, relax and enjoy the show!

SPACE CARRIE’S ADVENTURES IN SPACE

Pilot Episode. Written by @chrisroberts. Sound effects and editing by @carrieallen. Performed by @chrisroberts , @sircork & @carrieallen.

ANNOUNCER
And now! The Steemstar Network is proud to present

SOUND EFFECT - SPACE CARRIE’s ADVENTURES in SPACE THEME SONG

The fine folks at Steemstar Network would like to remind you and your
family to smoke Steemstar Cigarettes. Ah, SteemStar.
That smooth and delicious flavor. Mmmm..

SOUND EFFECT - SteemStar for your family- jingle

SOUND EFFECT - OUTERSPACE 44 seconds

NARRATOR

In a deep and remote corner of the galaxy, further than any
Earthen Space Man has ever aspired to fly in a rocket-ship,
lies the Space Dessert of Galog-Kerplathicus. Often
described as “The Butthole of the Universe,” its planets are
among the most desolate and unforgiving lands
imaginable. They have sandstorms, ice storms, acid storms
and lava storms, but extremely cheap real estate.

Flegula 7 is the largest planet of the five habitable Kerplathican planets.
In the dingiest slum of its most massive metropolis, known as
Space Dump,

SOUND EFFECT - Fade out OUTER SPACE
SOUND EFFECT - Fade in SPACE BAR BACKGROUND

there is a tavern, where in the corner sits alone a beautiful
and mysterious young traveler. She’s
been sitting quietly for a strangely long time,

SOUND EFFECT - SLIME WALK

The disgruntled Flegulan bartender squishes out from behind
the bar and makes his way to her corner booth, leaving a
slight trail of corrosive slime as he squishes.

BARTENDER

Can I get you another space beer or what?
(pause)
Hey lady, I’m talking to you!

SOUND EFFECT - STOP SPACE BAR BACKGROUND
SOUND EFFECT - Duh Duh DUHHHH!

NARRATOR

Will the beautiful and mysterious young traveler order another Space Beer? Find out after this message.

ANNOUNCER

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SOUND EFFECT - SteemStar for your family - jingle.
SOUND EFFECT - Fade in SPACE BAR BACKGROUND

NARRATOR

Meanwhile back on Flegula 7...

SPACE CARRIE

I’ve had enough.

BARTENDER

I tell you when you’ve had enough, and you ain’t had enough.
You only had one drink, and that was three space hours ago.
It’s our strict policy not to under serve.

SPACE CARRIE

I’m waiting for someone.

BARTENDER

Look lady, this ain’t the Intergalactic Space Port. Talk about
waiting. I once had to wait 23 space days there to pick up my
wife when she was coming back from her Mary Kay convention.
Unbelievable. Apparently their ship slipped into a rogue
wormhole and it kinda… stretched out time or something. I
don’t know crap about that crap. Hell of an inconvenience.
Lost my job, that’s how I ended up working in this crap hole.

SPACE CARRIE

You have Mary Kay Cosmetics here?

BARTENDER

Oh yeah. For the first few space years they were going by
Space Mary Kay, but after awhile they figured everybody
got it, and they dropped the “space.” But that led to some
mass confusion on a couple of the other planets, badda-bing,
badda-boom, you got the Mary Kay wars. They went on for
five space years. Destructive and bloody as hell, but it
made my wife’s sales go through the roof.

So you want another drink or what?

SPACE CARRIE

Do you have orange juice?

BARTENDER

No way! And you couldn’t afford it if we did. Space
Beer, comin’ up!

SOUND EFFECT - SLIME WALK (short)

NARRATOR

As the bartender begins to squish away, and extraordinarily
sinister-looking man appears in the doorway, sucking the
metaphorical air from the room.

SOUND EFFECT--RECORD SCRATCH, BACKGROUND sounds STOP
SOUND EFFECT - Fade in ACCORDION, SLOW WALK a few steps,

He wears a long coat,
A long beard and an eye patch, quietly surveying the
room as all eyes are transfixed on him. After a time, he speaks.

SPACEBEARD

Take Five, Kevin.

SOUND EFFECT - ACCORDION stops

Kevin’s me minstral. Follows me around, poor fellow.
Playing me merry pirate tunes. He’s the only one I’ve got left.
Clears Throat
One of you is here for me! But I’ve found you first, for
Spacebeard runs from no man. Show yourself, bounty-hunter!

NARRATOR

SOUND EFFECT - EVIL ORGAN (plays under)

It’s true, the sinister-looking man is none other than
Spacebeard, the most infamous and brutal space pirate
in all of Galog-Kerplathicus. An unstoppable criminal with
a huge bounty on his head, but notorious for making
bounty hunters disappear. The Young Traveler in the
corner stands up to face the pirate.

SPACE CARRIE

Then you can still run, because I am no man.

NARRATOR

It’s true. She is no man. This mysterious young
Traveler is none other than Space Carrie,

SOUND EFFECT - SPACE CARRIE jingle

an extraordinary hero who… not very many people had heard of yet…

SOUND EFFECT - SPACE CARRIE jingle

but soon the tales of her magnificent space deeds would echo
through living rooms across the galaxy.
Space Carrie,

SOUND EFFECT - SPACE CARRIE jingle

of all the bounty hunters, is up for the challenge of taking
down Spacebeard. She throws back her hood and brandishes
her laser sword. Not a light saber, but a laser sword.

SOUND EFFECT - LIGHT SABER

SPACEBEARD

A Woman! A woman tracks me down, thinks to bring me
In, perhaps to kill me? We’ll see what happens when we
Cross laser swords!

SOUND EFFECT - LIGHT SABER

SPACE CARRIE

The terrible atrocities you’ve committed have condemned
You here today, and you are a fool to underestimate me.
I am Space Carrie!

SOUND EFFECT - SPACE CARRIE jingle

SPACEBEARD

What makes you think you can just put Space at the
beginning of your name? You have to earn that. I mean,
think about what it means. You basically have to be the
quintessential space version of your name, and what have
you done to earn that? I slaughtered millions, even destroyed
a whole planet once, and do you know how hard I have to
work to maintain this magnificent beard? You wouldn’t
understand. Let’s fight to the death.

SOUND EFFECT - DUH DUH DUHHH!

NARRATOR

And fight to the death they shall! But first, this message from our favorite Brand: SteemStar.

ANNOUNCER

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SOUND EFFECT - SteemStar for your family - jingle

SOUND EFFECT - LIGHT SABER

SPACE CARRIE

First, let these people go.

SPACEBEARD

These people are my hostages now. Nobody move!
I don’t care if I accidentally kill these people, “Space
Carrie”. Do you?

SOUND EFFECT - SPACE CARRIE jingle
SOUND EFFECT - LIGHT SABER BATTLE

NARRATOR

Spacebeard draws his laser sword and charges at Space
Carrie with surprising speed. The two exchange laser-sword
blows, Space Carrie determined to protect the innocents and
Spacebeard determined to destroy as much as possible.

SPACEBEARD

You never should have come to Flegula 7, little girl. This is
my domain.

SPACE CARRIE

I rarely do things that I should.

NARRATOR

The fight rages on, and after several minutes of intense
and dramatic laser sword dueling-

SOUND EFFECT - STOP - LIGHT SABER BATTLE

Space Carrie’s foot is on the chest of Spacebeard, who is lying stunned,
unconscious on the floor. Miraculously, no one in the
tavern is harmed. Our hero, Space Carrie, has defeated
the infamous space pirate Spacebeard and saved dozens
of innocent lives.

SOUND EFFECT - HOORAY!

SPACE CARRIE

Turn him into the local law. I’m sure he’d want to be
imprisoned in his own “domain”.

SOUND EFFECT - HIP HIP HOORAY - 3 times

NARRATOR

SOUND EFFECT - OUTER SPACE

With justice served and the people safe, Space Carrie
walks out of that little tavern in the slums of Space Dump,
on the planet Flegula 7. Where the other six Flegulas are,
she doesn’t know, but it probably doesn’t matter. She needs
to somehow reach The Office of Interplanetary Justice to
claim her bounty, but she has no ship. How will Space
Carrie ever get out of Flegula, let alone Galog-Kerplathicus?
What trials and Challenges await our hero? Find out next
week on Space Carrie’s Adventures in Space!

SOUND EFFECT - SPACE CARRIE”S ADVENTURES IN SPACE - theme song

END

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