Steeminator is on a Mission : Operation Youtube , Trending Section

As a professional internet user I always tend to avoid the trending section in any social media tool I use. However even I couldn't avoid some of trends happening in Youtube. I assure you if you are a person who enjoys creative and actually interesting things these videos are going to increase your ebola levels in 1 to 9000 in seconds. Eventhough I thought deeply about this matter I still couldn't find any reason why these things are trending. Grab your crowbars and Lets take a look this years cringe award winner trending contents.

This year was great and I watched some of the content like I'm watching a Kubrick or Lynch movie. It was really hard for me to evaluate the reason behind these trends. Do you want to be in Youtube Trending Section ? Don't worry I got your back. If you want to be trending section this year just make Cruncy Mega Slime buy a Cool Fidget Spinner or You can Smash your technological devices

Cruncy ASMR Slime - 44 Million Views


I won't deny the fact that purpose of Youtube is watching stupid videos and listening music mostly. However I'm having really hard time why this thing is the trendy. We advocate that we are most developed species , However majority of us enjoying watching a dough that creates weird relaxing sounds. If you wan't to be a succesfull youtuber I just reccomend you to quit what productive thing you are doing , just buy a 5 dolar slime and enjoy your 1 million views.

1 Fidget Spinner 1 Dude - 10 Million Wievs


Oh yeah a spinning 1 dolar worth device. Most amazing thing in the history of human. Some dude is cutting his face with the most trending device of this year. The ultimate combination to end up in Trending section hurting yourself plus fidget spinners . I give Steeminator Special Awards to Fidget Spinner for being the most amazing device created this year. Because Why Not ? It is spinning as people we love to watch spinning things. If you want to be a succesfull Youtuber you are 1 fidget spinner away from dominating trending section and you can enjoy your youtube money.

Smashing 30 Iphones - 7.4 Millions


This trend is the most annoying one for me. Everytime I see some kid smashing technological device. I want to rip of my tshirt and run around naked on the streets. 1000 Degree Knife Cutting Lighters , Hydrolic Compressor Destroying Stuff and Smashing Ipads and Iphones as you can see there is a fierce battle going on under this genre. Ah also they say that this is an experiment. " I couldn't find any better way to use 30 perfectly working Iphones , so I'm going to smash them ". What is the pshycology and motives behind these videos ? When I start to think about them I only get angry and I end up finding myself banging my head to walls.


So I gave you the ultimate formula for become a trending content creator in Youtube. I hope you used your crowbars well while we are fighting this infectious disease. I guess I will continue to use more underground and niche platforms like Dtube and Steemit as social media devices. Because nobody is going to rescue me from this Youtube hell.

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Thanks For Reading & Hasta La Vista

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