Steemitri The Mannequin applies to SpaceX

Dear Steemians,

As many of you could notice, in the last months the value of cryptocurrencies decreased a lot.

Imagine that I was already choosing my beloved Lambo (click here to view the post)... at this point I will have to pull out my old bicycle again.

On an economic point of view, we are in a quite challenging period, also us mannequins, so I decided to start looking for a job.
Of course I excluded my old type of job, consisting in posing in a shop. I won’t never EVER do that again.

I want to aim high, even more… I want to go to Mars!
A few months ago I challenged Elon Musk with my SteemX project, but I thought it would be best to collaborate and join forces to explore space together, entering the humankind history hand in hand (plastic hand in human hand).

I found some contacts on the official website of SpaceX and I sent a spontaneous application together with my CV, keep your fingers crossed for me!!!

Here is my motivation letter:

Dear SpaceX Team,
Dear Elon Musk,

Herewith I would like to apply for the position of:

Mannequin for space mission.

My name is Steemitri and I am a mannequin, of the same kind of your SpaceX-mannequin Starman! Maybe I'm a bit more experienced, but very creative and resourceful.

I have 11 months of experience as mannequin-blogger-influencer, and I am the only one on this planet that does this type of job.

I mainly post articles on a decentralized platform of microblogging called Steemit, based on the STEEM blockchain.

Besides writing, I have many other qualities that could be very useful for every type of space mission.

First of all, I can speak various languages and if necessary, I am available to create a new language on another planet.

I can cultivate veggies and plants in general, and I am an excellent cook/chef using my home-grown ingredients. Pasta with homemade pesto is my winning dish!

I have a vast knowledge of plastic materials.

I do not need to rest too much, I never sleep and I am always on alert. Therefore, I do not need a comfortable bed, and neither a toilet. The lack of oxygen is not a problem for me… WIFI however is more important. Well, we can reduce the space needed and consequently also cutting costs.

I do not have a driving license yet, but I know that in space this is not really essential. Furthermore, there aren’t too many obstacles in this environment… the Tesla or the spaceship goes straight ahead until destination without a scratch… except for the case of an asteroid or unknown object crossing its path. If I haven’t reassured you enough, I have a bicycle that can be launched and I will do the rest.

I am a mannequin full of enthusiasm and ideas, who works hard and pays attention to details. I am very flexible in terms of mind setting, a bit less physically, but this won’t stop my strong motivation.

I have excellent references and would be delighted to discuss any possible vacancy with you at your convenience. In case you do not have any suitable openings at the moment, I would be grateful if you would keep my CV on file for any future space mission.