Hello and welcome
to week 15! Let's give a round of applause to all our players!
I
CAN'T
HEAR
YOU!
Let's hear some thunderous noise for...
*crickets *
Oh. Right.
This is the internet. You can't read this yet because I haven't clicked
yet.
And I won't be able to until it says 
.
Which it won't do until I'm FINISHED
Applaud when you read this.
Alright, now that the silliness is out of the way.
If you want to participate in this contest, you might be interested in this easy-to-follow how-to guide:
@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
Let's look at last week's contestants:
Snow, everybody
I don't think any of you will disagree with my choice this week.
BUT
It was an incredibly strong week for all participants, and I want offer a huge kudos to our new players for putting the pressure on. You all delivered. I'm proud of my team of punsters.
Also,
Where was @marcovanhassel? Anybody want to go find him on his page and make sure he knows to play this week.
The awards!
Let's reiterate:
Best pun!
Best video pun
Pocket Choice
The prize for each is an upvote from me AND a tip from @tipu on a link you send me. Furthermore, the Pocket Choice award is entered into an annual contest, which has a prize pool of 1000 POCKET.
First
BEST VIDEO PUN
Goes unrewarded. For the 14th week in a row, no one thought making a silly cameraphone video of themselves telling a pun was worth it.
Second
POCKET CHOICE
Whichever punster's account received the most POCKET in this thread: @improv/pocket-this-is-the-official-1st-choose-your-favorite-joke-from-pun-day-monday-14-and-send-their-author-pocket-in-the-comments-to
wins...
Calculating...
By a single POCKET, with a total of 252 POCKET sent to their account, the winner is @heroic15397!!
Send me the link you want to have upvoted and tipped!
Finally
This is the big one folks. Which pun is the best pun?
.
.
.
.
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@heroic15397 blew me away with their punning.
(and special mention goes to @stinawog for "Alpine away".)
Congrats @heroic15397!!!!
You win yet another link getting tipped and upvoted. Send me two!
Wonderfully well done everyone.
Let's do it again!
This time your word is
As in, "When the queen wanted her sweetheart, what did she tell her iPhone? 'Siri, Call honey.'"
Get it? Bada bing! You've been punned! See, it's funny because queen ants can't use phones. No, I mean, it's funny because "Call honey" sounds like "Colony" and ants live in colonies.