POCKET! This is the official 1st "Choose your favorite joke from Pun Day Monday #14, and send their author pocket in the comments to enter them in the Steemian Choice awards!" post and it's also the Pun Day Monday Week 14 reminder

There are still a few days left to enter this week's pun contest!

Or just go read HILARIOUS jokes about snow.

Here's the link: @improv/you-won-t-believe-number-4-joke-contest-pun-day-monday-14-winners-announced-for-week-13-adding-pocket-prizes

Then,

after you've perused the entries (All the comments are entries). Choose your favorite(s)

Then,

in the comments below (on this post), send them some POCKET!
Questions about POCKET answered at the bottom.

Whichever punster gets the most POCKET from folks sending it in the comments below will receive

  1. a 100% upvote from me on the post of their choice (~6 cents),
  2. a tip on that same post from @tipu (0.10 SBD), and
  3. the admiration of their fellows (value incalculable).

They are furthermore entered into the annual (can I call it "Steemies"? Or is that already a thing?) award for best pun of the year (the prize for which is 1000 POCKET from me).

POCKET answers

  1. What is POCKET? @biophil/genesis-pocket
  2. How do I send POCKET, you may ask? Well, if you own any POCKET, write in the comments below pocketsend:amount@account,optional memo exemplar gratis: pocketsend:1000@improv,this joke contest is THE BOMB. I'm learning so much!
  3. How do I get POCKET? An excellent question. I'm not entirely sure there's an easy answer. If you follow @biophil, you can find information like this: @virtualgrowth/pocket-is-now-on-steem-and-bitshares
    But the best way to get some is probably by making such an incredibly pun that someone else rewards you for it here, and then using your new POCKET to reward someone else for their incredible pun.
    Also, and you should not take me up on this because my price is excessively inflated, you could pay me 10 SBD for 1001 POCKET. If, though, you wanted to reward me for the contest, and you wanted to get some pocket to play the "rewarding puns with POCKET" game, you could do this. I would not buy POCKET at this price, though. Not yet, anyways. It's at that price because I think someday it might be (and then some...therefore, this price is only good until the pun post expires on Monday).

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Above photo taken by @stinawog when we visited Romania for Christmas last year

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