Punday Monday 31! Come join the fun! Prizes and jokes for all!

Happy Punday, everyone hey!

Miraculous enjoyment! So many puns, and some folks even created a new format that they're calling punnericks! We'll put that in our pockets (and our POCKETs) and revisit it as we approach St. Patrick's Day!
Here are all of last week's pun entries...puntries. Pentries? No, that sounds like a tree made out of pens.
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(the picture is clickable! But here's the link, just so no one is confused...
@improv/punday-30-join-this-free-contest-and-have-some-fun-and-maybe-win-some-funds)

If anyone isn't sure how puns work, here's the how-to that I include in Punday posts an awful lot:

@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

Now, on to prizes!

@paul.atreides continues his reign as analogous pope of Punday, by regularly crowning a champ! @lilygolightly, you won POCKET Choice Punday! @improv/7ngadz-pocket-friday
The folks in the POCKET Choice winner's circle are @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe and @paul.atreides.

As you may remember, these folks won (or win, in the case of @lilygolightly) an upvote and @tipu tip from me on the post of their choice for the week of their winning, and will all be contestants for the big annual prize, as described here: @improv/pocket-this-is-the-official-1st-choose-your-favorite-joke-from-pun-day-monday-14-and-send-their-author-pocket-in-the-comments-to

No video pun award this week.

Videos are hard to solicit, but I am nothing if not tenacious.

Best pun as chosen by me, your puntender is...

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@amos-robinson's! I just cannot get enough of his wonderful explanations!

Congrats! You win an upvote and @tipu tip from me!

And, of course, you were all winners, because you're exercising your brains and you all got full upvotes from me!

Today's topic is...

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"Puny" !?!
You can't make this stuff up. Not "punny", of course, but nonetheless...
For example,
Why is the smallest resident of Utive always having trouble seeing?
Because it's dim in Utive.

YOUR TURN!

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