Punday Monday 35! Come have fun and pun with a ton of dun nuns! (One part of that sentence is false. Guess which!)

Happy punday, all!

Last week's PUNtries were sPUN here:
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(the picture is clickable! But here's the link, just so no one is confused...

@improv/punday-monday-34-happy-valentine-s-day-also-prizes-join-the-fun-enter-this-contest)

If you're not sure how to properly pun, here's the how-to :

@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
Be a cool PUNk, read that junk!

Last week's POCKET choice award winner was... a TIE!

But @haphazard-hstead's send didn't work for some reason. (That syntax is tough!)
So the one and only winner is @acolucky!
@improv/valentine-s-day-s-punday-pocket-voting-post-visit-this-post-if-you-own-pocket-or-if-you-like-puns
...! Congrats! A warm welcome back to the fold (ed clothing... this is a laundry basket of humor)!
The folks in the POCKET Choice winner's circle are @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @diebitch, @acolucky and @paul.atreides.

On to the other best puns categories as chosen by me winners!

Happy Valentine's Day, all! I hope you had an especially delightful time. We had cookies.
There was no video winner this week, unfortunately, but I'm going to award the best video category to a story that was so vivid and bizarre, it deserves its own category...
@amos-robinson! for...well, you should see it yourself. It is truly a thing of beauty.

And our best overall pun goes to @grannycooks! What a wonderfully bizarre weaving of a tale. I'm glad you and @amos-robinson belong to the mutual admiration society!

Yay!

The winner winners win an upvote from me on a post of their choice along with a @tipu tip! Include your link with the next pun you post, winners!

This week!

Black History month is almost over! I think it's time to revisit this! I have faith! You've all spent the whole month steeped in Black History, and now know more than when you began! You did a great job the first time, and I'm eager to learn more! YOU CAN DO IT! The best puns will be

  1. Puns
  2. Funny
  3. Teaching us something
  4. Anti-racist
    and
  5. Long-winded (just kidding, but also not really kidding. I do love long-winded puns, but I also like short clever ones. Anyways. Take it for what it's worth.)

Here's mine!
Hey UPS,
Ask not "What can Brown do for you?", but rather "What can you do for Brown?"

I have faith that you will do better!

Links welcome. Learning through humor is awesome! I recognize it's a challenge, and you will all be rewarded for your effort with upvotes worth tens of cents!

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