Good idea / Bad idea (comedy open mic 11)

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Good idea/ Bad idea is something left over from the cartoon days. My kids enjoy making these up using puns or double meanings. Like:

Good idea: Eating a hot dog on a summer day.

Bad idea: Eating a HOT dog on a summer day.

Most of what we come up with are too silly to post here in #comedyopenmic so I made up a few of my own based on some things I have been thinking about today. I hope I don't offend anyone with Good idea/ Bad idea but I just want you to share the laugh I had when I heard this news. I'm sorry if I unintentionally offend you.


Good idea!

Post original content and make money and friends on Steemit.




Bad idea!!



Copy a post word for word and enter it in a contest.

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Good idea!

Buy Ripple at 20 cents a share.



Bad idea!!

Drink Ripple at twenty cents a bottle.

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Good idea!

Samuel Morse' first telegram message.




Bad idea!!

The Kremlin's last telegram message.






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I hope my message in a bottle gets to you well. When telegram is blocked by big brother don't worry a fret. Steem will find it's way to you in a bottle across the ocean. This is my entry for @comedyopenmic. The cover image source is here. It is easy to enter. Just make a post with the tag #comedyopenmic and nominate two people to join the competition. You don't even have to be funny. They offer a crash course for people to learn how to be funny.

I still have a long way to go to get the basics. Somehow just making fun of people doesn't work anymore. They actually want me to create an original content comedy post. Since I am not able to do that I will nominate someone who can. So I'm shouting out to my sister @dreemsteem who is quick with words and my sister @tygertyger ghhrr. It is your turn now.

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