A Thief's Utopia --- Tell A Story Competition Entry

Have you ever been to the planet they call Utopia ? This thief found his.


Jon was a well known thief in his village but not a very good one ( he always got caught ). One day he got the bright Idea to rob a bank. As he pondered this Idea he began to dream about all the riches he would have after he stole the banks money.

Not wanting to waste anytime and being the foolish man he was, he rushed out to the nearest bank without much thought of the consequences. His thoughts filled with grand delusions of being rich.

He enters the bank and walks up to the teller.

" This is a robbery " ,

" Give me all your money and no-one gets hurt".

The teller looks him directly in the eye and says,

" You do know you can do all your banking online now "

Jon rushes out the door thinking he has found a crooks utopia ....

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