Go read puns here:
@improv/free-puns-get-your-free-puns-punday-monday-39-a-freewritehouse-project-prizes
Then use your pocket in the comments of this post to vote for your favorite!
Whosoever receives the most POCKET from a send command on this post shall receive an upvote and @tipu tip from me!
You don't have POCKET?
Well, I can guarantee nothing, but you can see from the comments here that the creator of POCKET is very generous with them. @biophil/the-future-of-pocket