There once was a woman
Her name is unknown
She had lots of children and some of them grown
She cooked and she cleaned and she tidied the bed
Then she lay down one day – poof – and then she was dead
With an oodle-aye
Oodle-aye
Oodle-aye-yay
There once was a woman
Her name was Marie
She was quite a beauty and told she was free
She worked as a typist and married a dude
Then she popped out eight children to finish her brood
With an oodle-aye
Oodle-aye
Oodle-aye-yay
There once was a woman
Her name was Laura
She studied real hard and became a lawyer
She travelled the world, met a man, settled down
Then she took to the bottle and had a breakdown
With an oodle-aye
Oodle-aye
Oodle-aye-yay
There once was a woman
Her name was Taylor
She took lots of selfies and sometimes she swore
She had lots of boyfriends and pierced labia
But the poor girl was sterile coz – chlamydia
With an oodle-aye
Oodle-aye
Oodle-aye-yay
There once was a woman
Her name was Mae-Lyn
Somehow she thought she was changing within
The change was incredible, costly and grim
But she now has a bulge and her new name is Jim
With an oodle-aye
Oodle-aye
Oodle-aye-yay
