Welcome to the World
Said with a door slam
Here is your cubicle
The bathrooms down the hall
The trashcan is right there,
Feel free to throw in your dreams
Uniqueness is encouraged
Just keep it to yourself
Imagine you're a single cell
in a huge, thriving organism
But your somewhere near the foot
And not very vital
Thursday is payday
So you can stimulate the economy
Spend it on things you don't need,
Like tasteful cubicle bric-a-brac
Once again, welcome
You've joined a great company
A crucial step to great vacations
And thats what life is all about