This is a new segment of šMISSION CONTROLš With Me! @carrieallen that airs LIVE every TUESDAY 12 AM UTC on the Steemstar Network, hosted by our very own WITNESS @sircork. You know what to do.š
This debuted on April 23, 2018.
Written by @chrisroberts!
I'm looking for collaborators!
This is the second episode of Space Carrie's Adventures in Space! Did you miss episode one? No problem! Find it HERE. We will be needing more voice actors, some re-curring, some for single episodes. I'd also like to invite YOU to write a short script for us. They would need be able to be performed in UNDER 10 minutes, or broken up into 5 or 10-minute segments. Go have a listen to some Old Time Radio shows HERE, or just listen to the one below. It won't disappoint. š
The script below is NOT in script form...
It was, but when copy/pasted into Steemit, left aligns everything. But this time... it did something weird. I dunno what's gonna happen. It may look like script form... it may look nuts... No way of knowing until I hit that POST button. š¬ If you are seeing it a hot mess, know that I'll be editing (somehow) to left align... Otherwise, if it looks perfect... You're welcome! š
Also, it is MUCH easier to read it in script form. Wanna see that? For realz? HERE's a link to the PDF.
Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!
SPACE CARRIEāS ADVENTURES IN SPACE - EPISODE 2
Written by @chrisroberts
ANNOUNCER
And now! The Steemstar Network is proud to presentā¦ Space Carrieās
Adventures in Space!
SOUND EFFECT - SPACE CARRIEās ADVENTURES in SPACE THEME SONG
ANNOUNCER
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Little ones! Steemstar! For all your laser needs.
SOUND EFFECT - STEEMSTAR FOR YOUR FAMILY
SOUND EFFECT - BEGIN OUTERSPACE
NARRATOR
As we return to the slums of Flegula 7, where Space Carrie has just
Defeated the brutal space pirate Spacebeard, we see a ruggedly handsome man
And his robotic companion running for their lives. They are being chased
By hoverbots, which are gaining on them with each passing moment.
SOUND EFFECT - BEGIN LASER FIRE
CAPTAIN CORK
Boy, weāre in a real pickle here. Canāt you roll a little faster, Henry?
HENRY
Beep boop. I am currently traveling at my maximum velocity. Searching
Alternative evasion techniques.... Beep boop.
CAPTAIN CORK
Crap! If we get out of this alive, weāre going straight to the robot
Scrapyard to get you some new wheels.
HENRY
Beep boop. My memory banks show that you had the opportunity to
Upgrade my wheels on multiple occasions. Maybe when you were
Joyriding around the Cloyvergent Nebula with the Princess of Zoobly
You should have thought about Henryās wheels. Beep boop.
CAPTAIN CORK
Give me a break! And remind me later to adjust your nagging function.
Iāve got it! Deploy Voice-Balls!
HENRY
Beep boop. Excellent idea, Captain. Beep boop.
NARRATOR
From a small compartment on Henry the Robotās back, there emerge
Several flying orbs of light. These Voice-Balls begin speaking
Simultaneously, saying various things in the voice of the Captain.
SOUND EFFECT - BEGIN OVERLAPPING CORK VOICES
The Chattering Voice-Balls begin to scatter about the street, confusing
the Auditory tracking systems of the pursuing hoverbots, and buying the
fugitives some precious time.
SOUND EFFECT - END OVERLAPPING CORK VOICES
CAPTAIN CORK
Itās working! This is our chance, Henry! Give it all youāve got!
HENRY
Beep boop. Iām giving her all sheās got, Captain. Beep boop.
CAPTAIN CORK
Iāve escaped from tighter spots than this one. Iāll get off this filthy
Planet one way or another, or my name isnāt Captain Cork!
SOUND EFFECT - CAPTAIN CORK TITLE
I once evaded an entire army of Drago-Funtanians on nothing more
Than a space scooter. Iām pretty sure I can outsmart a company of
Flegulan hoverbots shooting at me with lasers.
SOUND EFFECT - CAPTAIN CORK TITLE
If I can just find a way back to the Steem Starship, weāll be home
Free! Remember, Henry, in that ship I made the Kessel run in less
Than ten parsecs, making that cocky Han Solo eat his words.
SOUND EFFECT - CAPTAIN CORK TITLE
HENRY
Beep boop. The Hoverbots have blasted the Voice-Balls and are
pursuing us again. Duck! Beep boop.
CAPTAIN CORK
Geez, that one nearly vaporized meā¦
SOUND EFFECT - DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNNN
NARRATOR
Will Captain Cork come to a sad, vaporized ending on Flegula 7?
The situation is bleak for the Captain and his robot companion, Henry.
Will they ever make their way to the Steem Starship? Find out after this.
ANNOUNCER
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And living that good space life that youāve always dreamed of. Steemstar
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across the galaxy. So pick up a drum today from the ambiguous space items
aisle of your favorite space retailer!
SOUND EFFECT - STEEM STAR FOR YOUR FAMILY
NARRATOR
As Captain Cork and Henry, his robot companion, continue running
From the Police hoverbots of Flegula 7, our hero, Space Carrie, wanders
The streets, looking for a way off of the bleak dessert planet.
SOUND EFFECT - SPACE CARRIE!
Spacebeardās only remaining minstrel, Kevin, has decided to now follow
Space Carrie, who is unsure whether or not she has room for musical
Accompaniment in her busy and adventurous life.
SOUND EFFECT - HAPPY TUNE
SPACE CARRIE
Alright, Kevin. I get that youāre happy to be free from Spacebeard, but whatās your game here?
KEVIN
SOUND EFFECT - KEVINāS SONG
SPACE CARRIE
Oh, my! Thatās a terribly sad story, Kevin. I had no idea.
KEVIN
SOUND EFFECT - SAD TROMBONE
SPACE CARRIE
And you were born without a tongue, so you can only converse through music?
KEVIN
SOUND EFFECT - KEVINās HOPE
SPACE CARRIE
Wow, thatās deep, Kevin. I hope you find what youāre looking for. Until then, you can travel with me. First thingās
first. We need to get off of this filthy planet before we run into trouble. Now, the spaceport is only a few blocks
away, but I donāt have access to a ship.
KEVIN
SOUND EFFECT- KEVIN recorder -1
SPACE CARRIE
(LAUGHING) Thatās easier said than done, Kevin.
KEVIN
SOUND EFFECT- KEVIN recorder -2
SPACE CARRIE
Are you crazy? Weād be sitting space ducks!
NARRATOR
Just then, Captain Cork and Henry emerge from an adjacent alley
At breakneck speed, slamming into Space Carrie and Kevinā¦
SOUND EFFECT - CRASH
Creating A motley dog pile of humans, robots and musical instruments. The four scramble
to get to their feet as laser fire in the distance grows steadily closer.
SOUND EFFECT - LASER BATTLE slow fade in
CAPTAIN CORK SPACE CARRIE HENRY
What the? Watch where youāre Ow! What are you- Who in the- Danger! Danger Danger!
going! Weāll never outrun them Would you just- Let go of me! Danger! Danger!Danger!
Now! Get up! Lookout!
KEVIN
SOUND EFFECT - GONG
SPACE CARRIE
Thatās true, Kevin. Quick! Get that robot back on its wheels!
HENRY
Beep boop. āThat robotā has a name, and that name is Henry. Beep boop.
SPACE CARRIE
Why are there so many police Hover bots chasing you?
CAPTAIN CORK
Thatās a long story, but for now letās just say: They can have
My lasers when they pry them from my cold, dead hands.
[PAUSE]
SPACE CARRIE
You have lasers?
CAPTAIN CORK
Heck yes I do! Iām a laser salesman as a matter of fact. Captain
Cork, for all your laser needs!
SPACE CARRIE
Youāre a captain? So you have a ship?
CAPTAIN CORK
Sure do! Fastest ship in the galaxy! Did the Kessel run in-
SPACE CARRIE
Shut up! Why arenāt you using your lasers now?
CAPTAIN CORK
Why didnāt I think of that?
NARRATOR
As the laser-blasting hover bots draw closer, Captain Cork, in a
Flash produces two small hand lasers from concealed ankle holsters.
He stands and faces the hoverbots. With a chilling battle cry, he
Begins to fire with both lasers.
SOUND EFFECT - CORKāS BATTLE CRY + LASERS
SOUND EFFECT - DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNNN
Will Captain Cork vanquish the Hoverbots and escape with his life?
Will Space Carrie join forces with the Captain?
Will Kevin the minstrel and Henry the robot be friends? Learn the
Answers to all these questions and more after this message from
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ANNOUNCER
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SOUND EFFECT - STEEMSTAR FOR YOUR FAMILY
NARRATOR
Back in the slums of Flegula 7, the blasts from Captain Corkās
Superior quality Steemstar brand Lasers
SOUND EFFECT - Steemstar for your family
reduce all the pursuing hover bots to a pile of smoking and squealing robo-garbage.
SOUND EFFECT - FANFARE SHORT
SPACE CARRIE
Youāre absolutely right, Kevin! Thanks to the Captain here and his
Concealed lasers, weāre all going to be okay.
SOUND EFFECT - HOORAY
HENRY
Beep boop. Of course, if he had simply turned his lasers in at
Customs like every guest is required to do, we never would have
Been chased by those second-rate hoverbots in the first place.
Beep boop.
CAPTAIN CORK
Relax, Henry. The point is, my Steemstar laser saved the day once again.
More hoverbots will be coming quick. We should move, but first,
Introductions are in order. How about the mysterious young lady here
Goes first.
SPACE CARRIE
Iām Space Carrieā¦
SOUND EFFECT - SPACE CARRIE!
...and I have a proposition for you.
CAPTAIN CORK
Iām on my way out of this dump, and Iām not looking for work.
SPACE CARRIE
I think youāll want to hear me out.
NARRATOR
Space Carrie proceeds to tell the tale of her heroic victory
Over Spacebeard and of the enormous bounty currently owed
To her by interplanetary Justice. Captain Cork agrees to take
Space Carrie in his spaceship to retrieve the bounty, in exchange
for a share for himself.
CAPTAIN CORK
Weāll get you to that bounty, or my name isnāt James T. Cork.
SPACE CARRIE
What does the T. stand for?
CAPTAIN CORK
Tee.
SPACE CARRIE
Right. What does it stand for?
CAPTAIN CORK
No. T. E. E. Tee.
SPACE CARRIE
Oh. Thatās weird.
HENRY
Beep boop. Here we go again. Beep boop.
SPACE CARRIE
Can I call you Jim?
CAPTAIN CORK
No. James is already my nickname.
SPACE CARRIE
What is James short for?
CAPTAIN CORK
Jimothy.
SPACE CARRIE
[PAUSE] So your name is Jimothy Tee Cork?
CAPTAIN CORK
Captain Jimothy Tee Cork, at your service.
NARRATOR
The party begins to feel a strange teleporty sensation, as
They witness their bodies begin to dematerialize. Theyāre being
Transported, but where?
SOUND EFFECT - BEGIN TRANSPORTER
SPACE CARRIE
What are you doing, Jimothy?
CAPTAIN CORK
I thought you were doing something. Somebodyās transporting us!
HENRY
Beep boop. I hate teleporting! Beep boop.
SOUND EFFECT - KEVIN recorder 3
SPACE CARRIE
Youāre right, Kevin! Hold on, everyone! We have to be ready for
Anything on the other side!
SOUND EFFECT - TRANSPORTER CRESCENDO
NARRATOR
What surprises await our heroes when they re-materialize on the
Other side, wherever that may be? Someone is manipulating the
Very molecules of their bodies, but who? Will Space Carrie and
Captain Cork ever make it to the Steem Starship? Find out next
Week on Space Carrieās Adventures in Space!
SOUND EFFECT - SPACE CARRIEāS ADVENTURES IN SPACE
SOUND EFFECT - STEEMSTAR FOR YOUR FAMILY
END
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