Addicted to Steemit #2 | Are you Addicted to Steemit? The Steemit weight Loss Program - Funny

I am Literally out of Steem........ Are you addicted to Steemit?

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Yesterday, was a good day for me. I finally I got some rest after that pain staking first week here on steemit. Dealing with this steemit addiction can be overwhelming at times to say the least. It really irritates me when for example I miss a comment reply or I miss a contest entry deadline. I know...I know.

Bases are Covered

Its ok, now I have steemit on my mobile phone so I can reply that much faster. With a lightning speed 4g network. If my data runs out on my phone, I have back up wifi hotspots on my map. If my battery is low...no problem. I just bought 2 power chargers and a solar backpack. That's right. I have aces up my sleeves. If I play my card right. I will get resteemed. I have all my bases covered.

The Good Stuff

Lets get down to the nitty gitty. I have devised an amazing weight loss plan for steemers. Are you over weight? Do you need to shed a few pounds off the man handles, or lady rolls? Well guess what? I have the solution to your problem. Take a second to digest my master plan to weight loss.

The Secret - The steamit weight loss program

This program isn't unique. Warriors have been using it for centuries. It makes you hungry and wanting more. The secret is your body only craves what it needs. If your body needs vitamin C for example, you will desire an apple. If you are low on fat, your body wants to eat a nice juicy steak. In one short week you can transform yourself into a handsome ironman or if you are a lady, you will be a gorgeous ironwoman. You will have a chiselled body of a god, the Romans would have worshipped. Get the picture! Steemit will make you do these things, its the side effect of being a habitual user of steemit.

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Tips

I have managed to regulate my diet. Instead of going out for dinner. I rush home with take away, so there aren't any suggestions of going out for dinner, that takes up my steemit time. There is a great restaurant down the street that makes home cooked meals to go. Thank you, 'Tom Yum Aroi' for keeping my family satisfied.

Another awesome technique is to place fruit and vegetables next to the computer. Along with some beef jerky and or other dried gamy meats for protein consumption. A bottle of multivitamins and calcium tablets.

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If your are feeling dehydrated. Simply have some terapaks on hand like juice or soy milk. I have a water cooler next to me so, no worries. Hot or cold I have it. I also have a must have - A small fridge - six packs, red bull, you name it I got it. Gatorade, 5 hour energy.

Say No to Drugs

Drugs are a no, no. In the steemit world. You need to be focused with laser precision. You must have cat like reflexes at all times. Who knows when you have to upvote someone before the payout is due. You need to be sharp and ready.

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Addict

[noun ad-ikt; verb uh-dikt]

Noun

  1. a person who is addicted to an activity, habit, or substance:
  2. to cause to become physiologically or psychologically dependent on something..
  3. to habituate or abandon (oneself) to something compulsively or obsessively:
    a writer addicted to the use of high-flown language;

I hope this helps with your steemit addiction.

I have another post that is making steem. Choo! Choo! Full steem ahead, brother!
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I can hardly contain myself. I almost have 100 followers.

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