Part 1
@albertogm/a-visit-to-a-brazilian-brothel-with-nina-and-hans-part-1
Blurred Lines
The perception of time on a night like this gets out of logic. I remember at times everything seemed going so fast, like when a rush of adrenaline. I was blaming the fun, but so many things happened It felt eternal. An epic night to last forever, not only for us, but for everybody in that strip club that night.
In some part of the night, that I'm gonna label as the middle of it, because in the aftermath of this party I have no exact memory of the timeline of these events. A bachelor party bunch came to make everything even crazier into the story. Bride and groom, with whom I guess were the bridal party, about 8 people in total. They were wearing club-brazaletes, had red eyes and nice clothes, this jubilant group was looking for big fun too, oh boy... and they got it!
While I was entertained watching these guys and girls laugh out loud, drinking and toasting, Nina was making some important networking job. The Lady in Black got friends with the head waiter, a flamboyant big guy from Sao Paulo, that was protecting her from drunk jerks trying to approach her. Even though he appeared a tough big boy, in reality he was a delicate flower very fun to talk to, imagine what the waiter of a strip club gets to see every day on his job! An I'm not even referring to the girls.
That night apparently the management of the house was having some troubles. The manager was out, the person who was substituting was super high on cocaine and the head waiter had to deal with this while serving customers. When I joined them in conversation he was ranting about the sub-manager, of how this black tall girl had no shame having a white ring of coke around her nose all the time, choking with simple tasks, and drinking like an animal. He was pissed, but with the grace of a drag queen he claimed to not care, and decided to enjoy the night with us, he was going to used the unlucky hookers without clients to serve as work force to his command from our couch.
Somehow I manage to end up talking with the best man, another guy from the bridal party and Gustavo the head waiter, that now was just drinking tequila with us. While a dancer was on stage spreading sparkles around us, the alcohol started to kick and weird things came up in the conversation. Gustavo has an extroverted personality with no restrictions on his tongue, he was flirting with every man around at every opportunity he had, the sex game was his social behavior, especially with the best man. He was explaining the pleasure of oral sex given by men while offering a line of coke to us, after some jokes and bargaining, a very drunk best man said yes to the drugs almost as a need to be able to stay up and party. They left to the bathroom. Gustavo Henrique was arouse and fully awake. I didn't see them for a while.
As they were a couple of rich gangsters, Hans and Nina were surrounded by people, paying drinks for everybody, the girls laughing and touching Hans everywhere, biting him, letting him to touch them all around, but only Nina could kiss his lips, that pleasure was only hers. It was a nice scene to contemplate, it was something between sexy and funny, as surreal as it was seemed kind of natural to them. I sat between them as their beloved protegee, taking part of the conversation as normal. My friends were on a dilema: two girls wanted to go festinha (little party, slang for sex/orgy) with them outside of the brothel, off from work. It was late and they were satisfied, but that kind of proposal mess with your head for a little.
We ordered the check, as a desperate act to regain conscious of the situation. Then Gustavo appeared with a tray full of shots, and the horrible bill. He was celebrating his latest conquest, the Best Man (until today I do not recall this man's name). He was sipping on a scotch while quoting a scene of the Netflix's show Narcos :
"This is a place where the bizarre shake hands with the inexplicable on a daily basis."
Laughing with Nina as best friends. He ordered more shots for us. And began to tell the bathroom story:
"I convinced him!",
"he knew he was going to like it" - He said with laughs.
"After the second line I just had to get on my knees and he alone took his pants off, he wanted it as much as me" - Gustavo said in the most Diva way possible. Mocking the Best Man faces and reactions.
This guy know how to be graphic and those are memories I'm glad to forget. The following shock of the bill helped to leave the rough gay sex images behind. The little long paper showed our Epic Night price, and we are expensive people to treat.
Yes, it was a fortune, and the best part, the credit card wasn't working, great situation to deal with at 5am in that state of mind. Hans was still in some sort of happy trance mood that he was just following instructions without questioning. I was trying to understand why wasn't working, trying other methods to use it. Good thing the The Lady in Black took charge of the situation and talked to the manager promising to come back to pay later. She solved it in 5min. We left the club as we were regular customers and old friends with everybody.
With the sunrise we said goodbye to our epic night. We said goodby to the after party proposal by Gustavo, with hookers and drugs. We said goodbye to the wedding invitation. We said goodbye to the festinha.
"Let's take a cab, now I want to eat you" - That was the last thing I remember the Lady in Black said, I guess it was to Hans because everything became blurry to me after that. I just remember being tired and happy.
Thanks Nina & Hans.
Thanks for reading. If you like my writing please support me by following my blog @Albertogm