What is Trending? (ComedyOpenMic Round 8)


Hey

It’s Mineopoly @dtube!!

Been looking for something funny Steemit!
I couldn’t find anything so check the Trending section all tags.
First thing: Human, Human, Human, Human, Human, Human, Human, Human…
Pending!! Dolphin Bot (53) Let’s check this one out!
How to earn 25% interest every year passively with Steemit and Dolphin Bot.
Step by step instructions… Spam, spam, spam, spam......

Let’s go back. That reminds me of Dolphin School. There are so many schools of fish in Steemit.
Believe it or not!
Let’s go to another school. Here is Shark School with Yallapappi. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Expletive. “I’m not gonna lie. I ran out of shit to talk about like four posts ago.”
Thank you for the confession Yallappapi.
Mmmm Grayons are delicious.
He’s a great writer.
2500 words of…..

Manure.
Great job and he’s one of the boys.

Shalom to Grumpy Cat.

And that brings us back to the trending section again with Grumpy Cat.
Grumpy Cat where do you make your appearance?

Gumpy Cat.PNG

Grumpy Cat is sitting on What a Geek’s post.
What a Geek told us how to get published.
He was so excited.
Congratulations. You’re a winner!!

And the final post we’ll talk about in the trending section is from Slow Walker.
Poseokjeong, King’s entertainment, Place of Shilla dynasty in Gyeongju, Korea. Every single day we’re going back to Gyeongju. He’s been slowly walking through Gyeongju so it’s been a while.

We see tombs. Great! Wonderful tombs. Tombs and tombs of dead kings.
Wonderful $256. Great post buddy!!

And the final trending post we’re going to talk about today from the trending section is Club Millionaires. Great!! Officially labeled “Spammer” in the trending section.

“Did you ever hear of Club Millionaires?”

Please learn to spell the word “Religious principles” before you talk about them.

At this time where Steem and Steem Dollars are under two dollars for way too long we need some comedy and that’s why I’m here.

This is mineopoly signing off from the Trend section.

I nominate @insideoutlet and @kiwideb to show us your funny bone.

Check out my recent post @mineopoly

Smell Me
I am Mineopoly
Crazy Love
When I'm 64
Tiger DMZ
Chorus Line
Cherry Blossoms
Poetry is Dead
No Gravity on the Moon
Feynman's Dream

This is purely for Comic Relief

I do love you all.

Special thanks to Judges:
@roelandp, @thedelegator, @comedyopenmic, @dj123, @nonameslefttouse, @dandesign86 / @bluetower, @carlgnash, @take5, @ilt-yodith, @punchline, @steemwizards, @trafalgar, @meesterboom, @dreemit, @redlipstick, @thedailylaugh, @flipstar, @steemmatt, @bitfiend, @thevillan, @jedi-won, @belemo.

And curators:
@carlgnash
@punchline
@steemwizards
@nonameslefttouse
@trafalgar
@bitfiend
@diebitch

And @comedyopenmic for giving me the opportunity to be in this contest.


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