Hey there, my friends and followers.

I am making a pledge to reach 1000 Steemit followers within the next 24 hours or I will commit ritual seppuku.

Context

Last night I told my wife that @papa-pepper had over 3k followers.

Her response was something like "and you don't even have a thousand?"

And... that's about it.

How I plan to do this

Well, by doing the kind of stuff that I talk about all the time here lol

• Steemit Tips: How To Get Popular - Comment And Respond!
• New To Steemit? Follow Begging Will DESTROY You: DO - NOT - DO - IT! Here's Why...
• "Being interesting is important" -- Why You Should Not Fear Conflict

I'm going to comment like crazy, curate, and post a bunch, and hopefully in 24 hours from this point I will not have to cut my own guts out.

Luckily, I have 960 followers already, so I only have 40 to go.

:)

Follow me @shayne, so I don't have to face a gruesome death