Waiting. Always waiting. It seems like they said the food would be here days ago. Staring out the window, again. I've been here before. How long will this take? I just don't get it.
Oh! Didn't see you there.
It's your favorite, @nonameslefttouse the writer himself here. While I wait for those assholes to come back with my soy sauce, I thought I'd take a moment to update this blog. Seems like I've not been able to get on this thing for at least seven half hours. I just don't get it.
I've so much to tell you people. Some serious shit has being going down on my end ever since I left to get the door about seven half hours ago, and I just don't get it.
No jokes either. When I say serious, I mean serious. Just like when I say soy sauce, I want soy sauce.
I've decided to keep a running tab of events. I'll start with a disclaimer first, of course. When you're dealing with meth heads, it's always best to warn people. Then I'll get into the facts.
It's going to be a huge success here, I just know it. Here are my projections.
My First Chart
| Haffanower | Votes | Bling Level |
|---|---|---|
| *disclaimer | 75 | $40.46 |
| Episode 1 | 44 | $29.28 |
| Episode 2 | 61 | $0.61 |
| Episode 3 | 12 | $0.27 |
| Episode 4 | 37 | $27.34 |
| Episode 5 | 57 | $0.65 |
| Episode 6 *WIP |
So as you can see, I'm betting the farm on this one. I'm certain I can easily achieve these goals, but I know I'll be silently hoping it does better. I'm even willing to go as far as guaranteeing two or three of the first few episodes will be mentioned on a certain guilds list of honorable mentions. If that were to happen, I might even feel good about my skills. Nothing wrong with setting the bar high.
I have no idea how many updates it will take to be able to explain the entire story. Events are about to take place as I write this. I hope I have time. I'm certain it'll be finished in under six months.
So that's all I really have for n...
Knock Knock
Who's there? Is it Meth one and Meth two? Did Meth two find out what tits are? Oh shit! Maybe it's the FBI? Did @nonameslefttouse manage to confuse his audience again? Soy sauce? Does that say "Applaws?" WTF?
