This is extremely silly, peruse at your own risk...
My Toilet doesn't like its job.
My toilet doesn't like its job.
I find that fact a little odd.
You'd think the way a toilet's built,
I shouldn't have to feel such guilt,
Each time I need to go and sit,
To take a necessary shit.
My toilet doesn't like its job.
It always ends up getting clogged.
Each time I take the littlest dump,
I end up having to go pump.
My toilet makes its feelings known,
Emphatically, in shades of brown.
I wish my toilet would accept,
It cannot help the fate it's met,
The way I cannot help the fact,
That every human has to crap.
~The End ~
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