The Perfect Elevator Speech For Steemit
"Hey, how are you?", I say as I look down and see the word Sally embroidered on her large handbag. She smiles while saying, "Fine, thanks. Which floor?" Without any hesitation I tell her, "The magical number 13, please." The curious person that I am, looks over to see Sally scrolling down Facebook on her phone. "Have you ever heard of Steemit?", I say.
"No, I really love Facebook though", Sally says as her fingers continue scrolling.
I figured this was a good time to tell her about Steemit and maybe save her from wasting time on Facebook. "You should look into Steemit. It is so much better than Facebook because you actually get paid to post. It is like this entirely different world that none of us knew existed. To make it simple though, you can do everything that you do now. You can like a post, share it and even tag people but you get paid! It's like a fun under the sea theme with fishy ranks. The bigger the fish, the bigger the pay. There are actually intelligent people and articles to read on Steemit too, so much knowledge is shared."
The elevator slows down and starts to shake, we know that our ride is coming to an end. Sally looks up from Facebook, smiles and says to me, "I think I will stick to Facebook. I already have over 1500 real friends on my page. Everybody seems to really like the pics when I make duck lips and when I share pics of my Chihuahua Lucy. I don't want to lose them as my friends." Just then this tiny dog pokes her head out of the handbag and lets out a little bark. The door opens, I look at Sally and Lucy while giving them an awkward smile goodbye.
As I walk away I hear Sally say, "Oh no!" I quickly turn around to see her hand stopping the elevator door from shutting. She laughs and says to me, "I like totally forgot, my room is on floor 13 too." I laugh too and jokingly say, "Maybe Facebook is the best place for you after all."
This is my entry for IFC S1 R29 - Catch up Round - Elevator Speech. Sally and Lucy are fictional characters.
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