This is my Freewrite for the Day 41: 5 Minute Freewrite - Prompt: The goat ate my, hosted by @mariannewest.
The goat ate my feather duster.
I need the feather duster so I can dust my house. And, by dust, I mean move the dirt from one spot to the other.
I mean am I supposed to dust first on to the floor, and then clean the floor?
And when the dust from sweeping the floor, get the dust in the air, it just settles onto the dusted furniture again.
So my question is, what is the use of dusting?. All I am doing is taking the dirt and moving it. It’s never really gone.
When the goat ate my feather duster, he took away the only thing I had to dust with, and now I’m thinking, It’d be smarter to suck the dust out of the air, as it came into the house, since all the dust is really in the air.
Then it wouldn’t land on the furniture, or the floor.
Like having a vacumn for the air. Thing is, I’m just too smart for house cleaning.
Cause if someone would have figured this out, I wouldn’t be dusting at all.
I’d be out there paying attention to my goat, so he didn’t eat my feather duster to begin with.
Sigh, the life of a human.
And the life of a goat, intertwined… Ding!
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