Alcohol + girls = stumbletongue.
I was the lucky recipient of a number of pickup lines when I tended bar during college. Some were clever, I have to admit. And some were so pathetic I had to give the poor guy a chance! And there were a few that were downright wrong. Bordering on illegal!
Here are the 20 best pickup lines a guy who wishes to remain single should memorize ;)
Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Isabelle?
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Nice shirt. It would look even nicer crumpled on my bedroom floor.
Good thing I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out.
You must work at Subway. 'Cause you just gave me a foot-long.
If you're looking for a stud, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Girl. Are you German? 'Cause I wanna be Ger-man!
Can you touch my hand? I want to tell everyone that I've been touched by an angel.
If you were a Transformer you would be Optimus Fine.
Is your name Google? Cuz you got everything I'm searching for!
I may not be a weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight.
Is that a mirror in your pants? 'Cuz I can see myself in them.
My favorite. - You dropped your pocket! (I still don't get it!)
Him: Did it hurt?
Me: Did What hurt?
Him: When you fell from Heaven. Did it hurt?
You must be tired, 'cuz you've been running through my mind all night.
I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
Baby are your parents retarded? 'Cuz you sure are special.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put I and U together.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me.
Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs aren't extinct, correct?
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